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I need another cup of coffee!
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Milk and 2 sweeteners in mine please Jazzy
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@Chatsie: I drank it all!
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Gee - thanks a lot !
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Just cos I ate your cheese pasty yesterday !
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My Alarm Clock works fine, the power probably went out last night, it was storming hard, the last alarm clock that didn't work for me, I put on fire, I kid you not. When something doesn't work, I destroy it, just ask my VCR tape that didn't record meh show!
 
Orion said:
My Alarm Clock works fine, the power probably went out last night, it was storming hard, the last alarm clock that didn't work for me, I put on fire, I kid you not. When something doesn't work, I destroy it, just ask my VCR tape that didn't record meh show!

Remind me never to get on your bad side!
 
I don't kill people or animals... not after that talk they gave me.
 
Care to elaborate on the 'they' bit Orion
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Here's your prefent, to prevent furfer fpeech impairment.



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@Orion: How's the ankle doing today?
 
Better, thanks, it annoys me when people call me bro, I'm not your brother, I barely know you.
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@EE: Evening! How was your day?



@Dragon: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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What did you get for your birthday?
 
But, bro, maybe they are your long lost brother!
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The Dragon Master said:
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Nice. But you might need them
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Nah, I can always grow a new set from smoke, remember?
 
@Jazzy: Thank you
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I gots lots of money
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@EE: I don't want teeth that's been in your gob
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