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Orion Corvus said:
I don't take kindly to sarcasm.
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I'm still wondering how you're mimicking my voice...
 
Hi, Jazzy. Quite all right, spent some time playing games. Yours?
 
@EE: Pretty slow day here at the office and I'm lovin' it!
 
The only bright side of the causeless London Riots is that it's going to make England hopefully more hated than Americans. (For the offended people, this is sarcasm, and I'm slightly offended with your overreacting)Hell, even if that doesn't happen that at least we'll have the new stereotype of Londoners being destructive, and violent people, which will be funny. (You see? I look at the cup half full even when it's empty.
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It's time for a change, Emma Watson is a destructive Englandarian! but I still love her.
 
I'm running for Queen of England, I figure if you can have a best (wo)man at your wedding than they'd be sexist not to let me run. (What? They don't have elections for queens, and they've had the same queen for a million years, speaking of which, serious question, what does she do anyway besides have kids that get weddings on every channel even here in America?)
 
Why would you run for Queen, you'd only end up paying the electricity bills for all her palaces
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Evil Eye said:
Why would you run for Queen, you'd only end up paying the electricity bills for all her palaces
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Queen gets lots of money and continuous publicity for no reason, and I'd be great for probably no reason! (WHAT DOES THE QUEEN DO!?)
 
Evil Eye said:
She pays those bills.

Otherwise, not a clue.

I saw somebody outside from my balcony and waved, then was given several million dollars. (I KEED! I KEED! I don't have a balcony.)
 
@Orion: She always keeps people guessing!
 
The prime minister and cabinet are formally appointed by the monarch to form Her Majesty's Government, though the prime minister chooses the cabinet and, by convention, HM The Queen respects the prime minister's choices.[132]

She also has to sign laws...

Wonder what more there is.
 
Evil Eye said:
She also has to sign laws...

Wonder what more there is.

That must be so hard for her, I bet she breaks nails all the time!
 

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