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He can run but he can't hide from us women here!
 
Exactly!
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[font=tahoma, geneva, sans-serif]Making some lasagna, meatballs and sausage. Anyone want to come over and have some with me?
 
Isn't the way to a mans heart through his stomach?
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Well then maybe I can finally get a boyfriend through his stomach!
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I have just realised that for the last 3 months of my life, I have been keeping myself amused whilst waiting for the shower to warm up by balancing on the ledge of the shower and trying to stay on it for a full 3 mins....
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The Dragon Master said:
I have just realised that for the last 3 months of my life, I have been keeping myself amused whilst waiting for the shower to warm up by balancing on the ledge of the shower and trying to stay on it for a full 3 mins....
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I see it doesn't take much to amuse you! Please be careful that you don't slip and hurt yourself. You wouldn't want the Paramedics coming to help you while you're laying there in only your birthday suit!
 
Jazzy said:
I see it doesn't take much to amuse you! Please be careful that you don't slip and hurt yourself. You wouldn't want the Paramedics coming to help you while you're laying there in only your birthday suit!

Nah it no take a lot to amuse me XD I am still fully clothed
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Plus, I normally turn the shower head to spray on the wall whilst I'm waiting
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Story time! Once upon a time last night I go back to sit in my chair after talking to my mom I believe it was. And nearly fell to the floor since I forgot that the chair was a bit more out of the way due to my moving it. Luckily, I got lucky.



The End.



Also, the way to my heart is through my stomach. So that works out well for me.
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Also, Hi folks!
 
My modem is acting screwy. I just called my internet provider & they are mailing me a new one.
 
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