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Does "tea" mean dinner?
Because here it's just a beverage that you drink (not eat). :P
 
Another day ...

What's on the agenda? I'll probably call Wal-Mart, try to get an interview set up.

Other-wise,this will probably be a laid-back day, one of many as of late, makes me feel shitty, ... I want to watch Splice today though.

And what's going on with you people?
 
Nebulous said:
Does "tea" mean dinner?
Because here it's just a beverage that you drink (not eat). :P

Breakfast - Dinner - Tea

That is how I name the three meals and many other people where I live. Tea is also a beverage
 
Shane. said:
Nebulous said:
Does "tea" mean dinner?
Because here it's just a beverage that you drink (not eat). :P

Breakfast - Dinner - Tea

That is how I name the three meals and many other people where I live. Tea is also a beverage

So you call lunch dinner and dinner tea?

Whats wrong with breakfast, lunch and dinner? :P
 
Nebulous said:
Shane. said:
Nebulous said:
Does "tea" mean dinner?
Because here it's just a beverage that you drink (not eat). :P

Breakfast - Dinner - Tea

That is how I name the three meals and many other people where I live. Tea is also a beverage

So you call lunch dinner and dinner tea?

Whats wrong with breakfast, lunch and dinner? :P
Some people in England call it that, many also say breakfast dinner and tea. I was raised up calling it that.
 
Smooth said:
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: "What in the hell is that?"

Jane: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Arlene: "Where did you get it?"

Jane: "You can get them at any pharmacy."

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."



OK that was funny!!
 
Smooth said:
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: "What in the hell is that?"

Jane: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Arlene: "Where did you get it?"

Jane: "You can get them at any pharmacy."

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

:rofl:

Good one!
 
Pouring rain, wind and dank weather [62 F] sucks too!
 
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