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I had to call the farmer down the road. One of his roosters is running amok all around my yard. I tried to catch it but it's too fast. He's coming to get it.
 
Enter Username Here said:
Roster just needed away from the hens, couldn't hand them anymore.

Yeah, he was feeling henpecked!
 
Smooth said:
Jazzy said:
I had to call the farmer down the road. One of his roosters is running amok all around my yard. I tried to catch it but it's too fast. He's coming to get it.

Just shoot the damn thing.   :gun:








I'm kidding, I'm kidding.....

Now, that would be a challenge. Didn't realize the damn things could run as fast as this one did. It's now on my deck and sitting/hiding behind the woodpile holder. At least he's in one place right now.
 
Nebulous said:

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:woot:

The rooster has been caught and on his way home! :happydance:
 
Had pizza last night for dinner, Domino's has amazing pizza these days.  At least my local one does. :drool:
 
Enter Username Here said:
'Least he didn't make the dinner table.

True that. I'm surprised he lasted all this time. The temps have been in the low 20's at night. The farmer told me the rooster went missing three days ago. Now, that's a tough bird!
 
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