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Nothing much other than homework!
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I'm trying to decide the best trick to play on a freind
Got this of http://www.discoverfun.com/april-fo...e/great-april-fools-day-pranks/car-prank.html
Surprise Cookie FillingScrape off the filling of a few Oreo cookies. Then fill them with white toothpaste. Leave the cookies out where somebody can find them.
Surprise Cookie FillingScrape off the filling of a few Oreo cookies. Then fill them with white toothpaste. Leave the cookies out where somebody can find them.
I found these one's funny
Tabasco Trick
Take a straw and dip it into some tabasco. Put your finger over the top of the straw. Then put straw into a drink. When target takes a drink it will be pure tabasco. If anyone else tries it it will be just the beverage.
Look At Me I am Proud To...
Use your computer to make a sticker for their car that says, Masturbation is my right! and I am proud of it or any other fitting message for your friend.
Does This Hurt?
Fill a very large glass full of water, tell a friend to place their hands on a table (palms down), put the glass on top of one hand and ask if it hurts, when they say no tell them to put one hand on top of the other, place the glass on top of both hands, and ask, Does it hurt now? then walk away.
Airport Laughs
When you have a friend coming into the airport make a sign that says, Welcome back from Prison or Congratulations on your sex change. Bonus points for getting strangers involved and saying things like, I saw your story on TV - a terrible miscarriage of justice, or Wow you don't look like a man/woman at all any more.
Did I Just Rip My Pants?
Put some money on the floor. When target goes to pick it up have a small piece of cloth that you can rip. If you time it right target will think the worst.
I really want to do some of these
Tabasco Trick
Take a straw and dip it into some tabasco. Put your finger over the top of the straw. Then put straw into a drink. When target takes a drink it will be pure tabasco. If anyone else tries it it will be just the beverage.
Look At Me I am Proud To...
Use your computer to make a sticker for their car that says, Masturbation is my right! and I am proud of it or any other fitting message for your friend.
Does This Hurt?
Fill a very large glass full of water, tell a friend to place their hands on a table (palms down), put the glass on top of one hand and ask if it hurts, when they say no tell them to put one hand on top of the other, place the glass on top of both hands, and ask, Does it hurt now? then walk away.
Airport Laughs
When you have a friend coming into the airport make a sign that says, Welcome back from Prison or Congratulations on your sex change. Bonus points for getting strangers involved and saying things like, I saw your story on TV - a terrible miscarriage of justice, or Wow you don't look like a man/woman at all any more.
Did I Just Rip My Pants?
Put some money on the floor. When target goes to pick it up have a small piece of cloth that you can rip. If you time it right target will think the worst.
I really want to do some of these
Mrs Kyle said:I am OK thanks, I'm almost ready for my big move in April!
And, I did enjoy Jeremy's 1,000th episode thank you!Although I thought the bits before and after the corrie thing were the best bits - afterall, I'm not a fan of Corrie, never have been, but it was still good either way.
I didn't like the corrie bit either
Good luck with the move!
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Good evening, Off Topix!
I've just spent the last 4 hours watching episodes of Torchwood from my boxset I got off Amazon - amazing! Only got through episodes 1 - 4 in series one, got another 9 episodes to watch on series one and series two and Children Of Earth, JOHN BARROWMAN ROCKS!
How has everyone elses day been?
I've just spent the last 4 hours watching episodes of Torchwood from my boxset I got off Amazon - amazing! Only got through episodes 1 - 4 in series one, got another 9 episodes to watch on series one and series two and Children Of Earth, JOHN BARROWMAN ROCKS!
How has everyone elses day been?
I like Doctor Who, but I find Torchwood that little bit better.
See you everyone
Going to watch NCIS!!
Night All!
Night All!
