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I'm ready to sleep all the time
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We got an ambulance call last night for a naked man in the street. The guy was about 300 lbs and buck naked. He was standing in the street trying to get a ride to the liquor store. Well, he got a ride but it wasn't to the liquor store
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The Dragon Master said:
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Why were you called out for a naked man?



We have to transport to the detox unit at the hospital. The whole time he kept telling me that the aliens were trying to abduct him
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I told him I was the Queen alien and he was now aboard the mother ship
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Well...he did say beam me up Scotty so I beamed him up
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