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The Dragon Master said:
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What have you had to eat Sci?



Lmfao! Several Hot Pockets since yesterday, several slices of bread, and 3 or 4 cans of Pepsi since I woke up yesterday.
 
The Dragon Master said:
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Are you hyper/high?



I... don't think so. Only time I've been high lately was that day I went to the dentist for some teeth removal like 2 weeks ago.



So if a woodchuck could chuck wood.. Could the wood be chucked well by a Woodchuck?
 
Yeah I took 30 pills at once just now... Thats all thats left.
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Waiting to see what happens..
 
Nebulous said:
Yeah I took 30 pills at once just now... Thats all thats left.
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Waiting to see what happens..



MEDIC! ASHTON KUTCHER! What's the number for 911!?!?!
 
Nebulous said:
Im sure I will be fine right?
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Let's just cross our fingers and pray. You can't drive yourself to the hospital with that log in your way (if you know what I mean).
 
Nebulous said:
Im sure I will be fine right?
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I think you'll be aight. If not. Can I have your Car? And those glazed Donuts that I KNOW you've been hiding?



Kasynlie said:
Let's just cross our fingers and pray. You can't drive yourself to the hospital with that log in your way (if you know what I mean).



Lmfao!!
 
viagra doesn't enlarge anything... It bet veins would start bursting from all the blood flow though.
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I wonder what would happen if I took 30 of those enhancing pills at once.
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Nebulous said:
viagra doesn't enlarge anything... It bet veins would start bursting from all the blood flow though.
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I wonder what would happen if I took 30 of those enhancing pills at once.
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There's a horrorfying image.
 
Kasynlie said:
No, but when your huge? droopy sunflower gets that much needed 'pick-me-up' it definitely gets picked up.



Nobody has a log though.. Then it would bigger than the person its attached to.
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