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hi not high
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Off to work.. Only two more days of evening work then I will be working 6am-2:30pm for 2 months.
 
Good evening Off Topix.
 
Hey Sci, how are you?
 
Sci said:
I'm alright, thinking I should go back to bed.



I think that's a good idea if you're still tired.
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Smooth said:
You have to be very specific with me, otherwise, I'll just assume any ol' thing!!
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He's on 30 pills of Viagra, some Valium, a couple of logs, and I forget what else.
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Besotted: I think that's a good idea if you're still tired.



Yes ma'am.
 
I have a stuffy nose - stupid hayfever.. I wish it would just go away.
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Besotted By Barrowman said:
I have a stuffy nose - stupid hayfever.. I wish it would just go away.
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Find a magic lamp and get the Genie to make you immune to stuff like that.
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I wish I could find one, believe me. I hate having hayfever, it's SO annoying!
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Yes, I've been sneezing ALL day! .. So not fun..
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Smooth said:
I am coming to you live, from a sleep clinic!

Seriously; I had to have a sleep study done because I can fall asleep at any time,no matter what I'm doing. Mid conversation I can nod off.

Well, when I got here I found they have wireless internet. I called my Mom who is only 5 miles away and asked her to brring me a laptop.

If anyone has any great ideas how I can mess with this nurse, I am all ears!!



*picture of Smooth, plotting mischief*



Act like you are possessed.
 
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