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Evening
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Ugh....it's getting hotter as the day gets later.
 
Evil Eye said:
Shouldn't it cool down?



Later, folks, there's a rumor of food
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Wait.. food? Where!? And hah.. home phone's ringin'. Like I'm really gonna answer that.
 
Good evening Off Topix.
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Been out to the pictures to watch 'Shrek Forever After'. How is everyone?
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I was very good, I really enjoyed it.
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Just as good, I like them all.
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I thought it was still good.
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