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Me
Wow, Albert. Are we really going this low? I mean, at least I type everything out. Way to be lazy.
Albert
ya but i think u spelt ur name wrong
in u settings
Me
How?
Albert
u forgot to add STUPID
Me
Since when was my name Albert?
Albert
woah u dont have to be mad just cuz ur mom knows wat u really r
Me
Do you even know what stupid means?
I looked it up in the dictionary a few days ago...saw your face right next to the definition.
Albert
its defintion has a pic of u in the dictionary
wow soo orginal
u see how did i know u were gonna say that
Me
Because I read your mind and knew you were going to say it, so I said it first.
Albert
wow u finally actually learned to read something
Me
Yay I'm one step ahead of you!!
Albert
ya on the ladder of going to rehab
Me
Psh you're crazy
Why don't you grow up and act your age instead of your shoe size?
Albert
me u r the one arguing with a 14 year old and losing
Me
I'm not arguing lol
Albert
wow yippie finally some1 laughed at ur joke- thats a 1st
Me
I'm actually trying to figure out how to get you to stop talking to me so I can get off Facebook
Albert
ok well go to bed
Me
I'm not going to bed...all I said was get off facebook, nerd.
Albert
wow nice one
Me
Go away
Albert
u go fall in a well
Me
go jump off a cliff
Albert
no one would find out until they started smelling the stinch
go run off the face of the earth
Me
What, are you from like...100 years ago? The earth isn't flat, kid.
Albert
well na duh good job u got one rite
(clap clap clap)
Me
Vete al diablo
Albert
que te sieras la voca
Me
What?
Albert
8cerras
*cerras
gosh kid learn the slang u white girl
Me
You shut up haha
Albert
dont talk if u cant take the heat of ur breath
ur neighbors car alarm just went off cuz its got a heat sensor
Me
You are so dumb lol why don't you go mess with someone with an IQ as low as yours?
Albert
cuz a 194 is not low and its bigger than urs times 5
ya do the math
here ill help u
194/5=.. .
come on u can do it
forty...
come on u can do it
forty-eight- yay good job
amMe
Fail
194 divided by 5 is 39.6 or something like that
DO THE MATH
Albert
ha ha ha ha lol u still got it wrong its 38.8
wow
Me
Eh...quick division in my head...better than 48
Albert
u are just wasting my time i have better things to do bsides ur mom
Me
Like your mom?
Albert is offline.
Besotted By Barrowman said:I'm good thanks, just a little tired at the moment. I don't do early mornings on a Sunday, not 8:15 early anyway.![]()
Have any plans for today then Genie?
Besotted By Barrowman said:Its now 11:13am and we're off to the kennels again with some friends before they head back to Essex this afternoon.![]()
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