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alan@stgiles said:
I was wondering that to
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Have to get thinking real soon, before you hear the door open, other wise your have to hide under the bed
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That's not a very good place for ME to hide..
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I'll just say I am here to look after the house when he goes away as his old cleaner left.
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Boogie said:
That's not a very good place for ME to hide..
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I'll just say I am here to look after the house when he goes away as his old cleaner left.
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True not a good place for YOU to hide.... Yeah say that, I am sure it will be fine
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alan@stgiles said:
True not a good place for YOU to hide.... Yeah say that, I am sure it will be fine
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Yeah, that'll do!
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I still like the idea of hiding under his bed though.
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alan@stgiles said:
I don't want to know
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People will wonder why I put a random
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Well then, why did you have to bring it up?
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Pitty we have no salami.
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I blame Barrowman!!
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Jazzy said:
Why is there a
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in here?

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Its from a funny comment in the panto this year:

Jimmy crusoe goes under the sheet and finds Captain crusoes banana

Captain Crusoe Give that here, its my banana for my lunch!

And Jimmy goes back under to look for something

Robinson: If you find a salami down there, its mine ( being rude )

And Jimmy pulled out a salami

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alan@stgiles said:
Because it is funny
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and yeah it is a pity have no salami
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and yeah lets blame him
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Barrowman, Alan blames you!
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Wee Jimmy Crusoe (Robinson's Identical twin brother ): You'll have to cuddle me, its a little scary in the dark... The ladies will be jealous... and some of the men too!

Robinson: Cuddling? So that they call in these days.

- Robinson Crusoe and The Caribbean Pirates Panto -



I love you, Barrowman!
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Boogie said:
Barrowman, Alan blames you!
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Wee Jimmy Crusoe (Robinson's Identical twin brother ): You'll have to cuddle me, its a little scary in the dark... The ladies will be jealous... and some of the men too!

Robinson: Cuddling? So that they call in these days.

- Robinson Crusoe and The Caribbean Pirates Panto -



I love you, Barrowman!
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I ain't the one with a rude mind...... erm yeah
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Johns panto's are so dam funny
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I am going to disappear for the night now. See you guys tomorrow!
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Good night Boogie & Alan!
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I have to get ready for work so I'll see you all tomorrow! Enjoy the rest of evening!
 
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