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Hello folks
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Not really in a jokey kinda mood, just had an inspirational talk with my grandma, who I haven't talked to in weeks, and she wished me luck with the task at which is ahead.
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Ok...



Two crazies are in the wacky shack, (I say Wacky Shack because I don't have spell checker so I can spell isylum) one of the patients gets the crazy idea to tie his feet to the ceiling with his pants while the other one begins to write down a series of words until the doctor would walk in. In fear for his life the doctor would walk in thinking perhaps this will be one of these patients many episodes, finally he musters the courage to ask Why is he hanging on the ceiling the man writing would look up and say My friend is a little nutty he thinks he's a lightbulb. the doctor would let out a chuckle that he would quickly hide not allowing himself to laugh at the patients crazyness before saying Well if he is your friend you should help him. Finally, after seconds the man writing would look up with an angered look on his face before responding with And work in the dark? I think not!



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I wish you luck too with whatever task is ahead of you right now. That was a very cute joke.
 
Hehehe.... Does anyone know of a website that will give me the amount of days that have happened between a date such as Nov 30 2008-Jan 4 2009?
 
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The word happened through me off. I'd have understood it if you said this How many days were there between December 1 and December 30
 
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