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Classic german jokes

MisterBobbyPin

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany...
he got too drunk and fell off a watchtower

A german man walks into a bar and sits next to a American and a Brit, the American orders a Budweiser and the Brit orders a Cools. The German orders a coke and says:
"If your not drinking real beer then neither will I!"

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough.

The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared. (At this point, several of the children giggle.) I looked up, and right above me was one of them.

I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."

At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company".

"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."
 
these are great! good jokes and love them.
 

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