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Courtroom Comedy ( Part 1)

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L: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

L: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

L: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?



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L: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,

he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

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L: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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L: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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L: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

L: And what were you doing at that time?

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L: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

L: How many were boys?

A: None.

L: Were there any girls?
 
Now I'm sure I've seen these before somewhere
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Awesome nonetheless.
 
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