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Courtroom Comedy ( Part 2 )

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L: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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L: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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L: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

L: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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L: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

L: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

L: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

L: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

L: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

L: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
 
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