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Thought this might be fun to post our daily horoscope.



Here is mine for today:



You need an outlet that will not only stimulate you but also challenge your intelligence as well. Don't try to get even without having all the facts. You can get good solid advice from relatives or close friends you trust.



What's yours?
 
I have no interest in horoscopes but I will do this just once. I'm a Capricorn.





[size=+2] Eliminate situations that are no longer to your advantage. Don't hesitate to look for alternatives that will enable you to raise the kind of donations you need to do the job right. Work quietly at your own goals and forget about situations that you can do little about.[/size]
 
Be sure to use your charm and diplomacy when dealing with potential new clients. Take the time to close deals that have been up in the air. Be prepared for an active but rewarding day.




Well...I don't have clients so I'll be disregarding this.
 
Shiro Tenshi Yuri said:
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Well...I don't have clients so I'll be disregarding this.

Really, I just don't see the point in these. I've heard people can't even get out of bed without having read their horoscope for the day.
 
[size=+2][size=+1]LEO [/size]

[size=-1](July 23-Aug 22)[/size]

Don't lend or borrow. Delve a little deeper if you really want to know the score. Refrain from arguing with your mate
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[size=+2]Bah, what mate?[/size]
 
[size=+2] [size=+1]VIRGO [/size]

[size=-1](Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)[/size]

Travel opportunities must be taken advantage of. Talk to someone you trust in order to see the whole picture. Take on positions that offer on the job training or pay for courses related to the business.
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+Jazzy said:
VIRGO

(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)

Travel opportunities must be taken advantage of. Talk to someone you trust in order to see the whole picture. Take on positions that offer on the job training or pay for courses related to the business.



That kinda seems familiar with something I think you've mentioned on here before.
 
Icy Sci-berg said:
That kinda seems familiar with something I think you've mentioned on here before.

How right you are!
 
LEO

(July 23-Aug 22)

You could experience delays in shipments or mail, and should be careful while traveling. Keep calm. Someone around you is bouncing off the walls. Travel opportunities must be taken advantage of
 
Same as Boogie's... I tend to take the piss out of these sort of things... They never seem to make sense to me
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VIRGO

(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)

You are best to avoid joint ventures, and whatever you do, don't lend to friends or relatives. You can help them more than they can help you. You are exceptional at presenting your ideas.




That's funny because a friend of mine asked to borrow $100 this morning. I told her I didn't have. She borrowed money before and has yet to pay it all back.
 
Boogie said:
LEO

(July 23-Aug 22)

You could experience delays in shipments or mail, and should be careful while traveling. Keep calm. Someone around you is bouncing off the walls. Travel opportunities must be taken advantage of



Hmm.. I could see that happening to me next month o.0





[size=+2][size=+1]LEO [/size]

[size=-1](July 23-Aug 22)[/size]

Someone you least expect could be trying to make you look bad. Take time to talk things over. Travel for business or pleasure. Travel should be on your agenda.
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VIRGO

(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)

Your self esteem will come back if you take part in organizational functions that allow you to be in the lime light. You will have some problems with children, but if you are patient you will win their favor. Don't make any drastic changes or begin new projects today.




Nothing wrong with my self esteem...thank you very much!
 
[size=+2][size=+1]LEO [/size]

[size=-1](July 23-Aug 22)[/size]

Try to curb your bad habits, and compromise if your partner gives you an ultimatum. Changes in your home will be positive. Property investments should payoff. Your best efforts will come through making changes in your home.
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[size=+2]I can kinda see how this might have applied back when I was in that LDR. And possibly with how I go through 4 or 5 cans of Dr. Pepper at work.[/size]
 
VIRGO

(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)

Helping children may be rewarding and challenging. If you're uncertain of your feelings, keep your opinions to yourself. Avoid lovers who already have a relationship, even if it is a bad one.




Now why on earth would I want a lover who already has a relationship?
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Sagittarius - Tuesday, 5/15/2012



Today is the day you may decide to change or begin a new habit. Go about your day with a list in hand and have a purpose in mind so that you do not sway from your goal. This could encompass a new job at work, a new diet, the process of ending the smoking habit, etc., etc. You could be the sleuth in your place of work and discover the truth behind a mystery that has been puzzling many of you for some time. You are able to cut through the red tape and get at what is behind and beneath some very troubling questions. This could involve some success in getting people to pay their bills, in getting a refund or in speeding up production. An evening bicycle ride or some exercise by walking could become a regular fun activity for you and a loved one.
 
+Jazzy said:
VIRGO

(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)

Helping children may be rewarding and challenging. If you're uncertain of your feelings, keep your opinions to yourself. Avoid lovers who already have a relationship, even if it is a bad one.




Now why on earth would I want a lover who already has a relationship?
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Good question to ask em!





[size=+2] [size=+1]LEO [/size]

[size=-1](July 23-Aug 22)[/size]

Equilibrium in your romantic life is likely if you treat your partner well. Sooner or later your partner will have had enough. Physical activity will help defuse your frustration.
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Uh-huh...[size=+2] What partner? o.0[/size]
 
VIRGO

(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)

If you can put some work into home improvements, you should. Mingle with those who can help you get ahead. You can win if you're open and up front with your boss.




Having a landscaper come in to plant some trees and shrubs. Guess that counts towards home improvement
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