DANVILLE, Ill. (WCIA) — A Danville man was convicted in Vermilion County court for illegal possession of a gun after the State’s Attorney said he accidentally shot himself with that gun.
State’s Attorney Jacqueline Lacy said Winston Douglas was mishandling a loaded gun on Jan. 21 when he accidentally pulled the trigger. The bullet struck Douglas in the leg, and he was subsequently taken to the hospital for live-saving treatment. ...

Danville man convicted after shooting himself with illegal gun
DANVILLE, Ill. (WCIA) — A Danville man was convicted in Vermilion County court for illegal possession of a gun after the State’s Attorney said he accidentally shot himself with that gun…

I thought you might need a new definition of "Loser". Will this guy do?