Design a virus

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Just for fun, lets say you've been tasked to design the most annoying computer virus possible. What does it do?

 

[Evil Eye]

First copies itself to anything it can get its hands on (newly burned CDs, USB drives, cameras, phones, emails, etc.).
It doesn't do anything else for a month or two.
After that it messes with keyboard input at random intervals, changing the key pressed for one nearby.

I call it the Typo Virus.

 

[DrLeftover]

It downloads a bunch of nonsense like this onto your machine and won't let it do anything else until you sit there and listen to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5LaYKUJ_w8

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I'd make one that disables your keyboard and mouse no matter what you do and no matter how many new ones you try to plug in. They all wont work.