I was the first man on the Moon, and I even bought a waterfront condo there.. and I spend my Springs and Summers on Saturn.
I had sex with Barack Obama.*
I could easily pass a lie detector test though, and I have, because they don't test the lie, but rather your body's responses to certain questions, and when you know this, you know exactly how to beat them.
It doesn't mean that I was telling the truth.
It just means that lie detectors are bullshit, have been disproven, and don't really have any use in law enforcement aside from scaring people, usually kids, and those without lawyers or knowledge of their legal rights, into confessing to something they never did, because the lazy cops didn't want to do any real work.
Barred from use in U.S. court, lie detectors are still used today in other parts of the legal system
www.smithsonianmag.com
But the idiots among us will still swear up and down that they are the gold standard where finding the truth was concerned.
Also, audio and video footage can be faked much easier than I accidentally did with your quote above. I am still having issues with navigating the edit tools with this software, and accidently screwed up the quote, but changed it, to make a point.. about how easily things can be faked.
Seriously, Telegram has a shit ton of tools and bots to do it, and its fucked up because the people who use them, use it mostly on women and children.
Gay, Bi, Straight, etc., what goes on in peoples bedrooms is their own business, as long as it is involving another adult and consented to.
The whole "Gay Barack," "Michael Obama" rumor about Michelle is just as racist as the "Birth Certificate" and "Born In Kenya" bullshit was before, during and after his presidency were.
The man was born in Hawaii, to a Kenyan man, and a White woman, in 1961(?). Hawaii, was forced to become a state in 1959. Michelle Obama, is a natural born Black woman (IMO, a beautiful, kind, educated, intelligent and accomplished woman, more so, than the chinless, racist, incestuous, and zoophilous reprobates that swear up and down that she is a man.) His mother, Ann Dunham was as American as the racism that has fueled the hatred over the Obamas and Black people in general, that this fucking country was built upon. (Not that racism is a solely American thing, I am sure that this is a fact that even Meghan Markle and her husband can attest to.)
I say this because where Black women are concerned, the first thing the racist idiots out there will say is that she looks like a man. This is because the woman in question is more accomplished in every possible metric, than they ever could be in several lifetimes.. and historically speaking, the first they go for is the Black woman's beauty, then comes the femininity, and then comes her humanity, and then she is just reduced to her sexuality, and racist stereotypes and all the rapes she endured from White men, were simply her fault, because her body made them unable to resist her. And then, after all is said and done, they proceed to mimic the very features they once demonized when the Black woman had them.
We have seen this happen with the most beautiful, accomplished and famous Black women out there today.
The same thing happened to Saartjie Baartman.
en.wikipedia.org
She was kidnapped, raped, used and abused by Europeans for years. White men raped her, and then passed her around so their friends could do the same, and while this was happening, White women humiliated her, demonized her, and hated her because of the attention she was getting from their husbands, and they demonized her. After Baartman died, her remains were mutilated, and her organs, specifically, her sex organs, and kept on display in a museum, until the Khoisan where finally able to get them returned for a proper burial after many unsuccessful attempts over the years. And after she died, White women then invented a style of dress that was based on her natural figure. White women hated Saartjie Baartman so much, that they invented the bustle dress (think of the dresses worn in Disney's Cinderella) based on her natural body.
The bustle was a fashion accessory in Victorian Europe's upper-class society throughout the nineteenth century. In its function, it replaced the hoop skirt to provide wealthy women with a desirable figure that exaggerated the curvature of the buttocks.
www.artandobject.com
The same has also happened with the Kardashians.
Kim Kardashian [allegedly] got pissed on by Ray J and the next thing you know, she has been credited with inventing the curvy girl/big butt aesthetic.
Black women have been demonized over their natural figures since White people invaded every continent they landed on. We were even demonized and further abused by White women, even as their fathers, husbands, brothers and sons were raping us. White men did the same, and said that our natural curves made use irresistible to them, and that was the justification they used for raping us.. so, of course, it was all our fault.
We have been accused of being promiscuous, and promoting an unhealthy lifestyle, and were often told that we should lose weight and be crackhead-chic like Kate Moss was in the 90s.
Next thing you know, some White girl [allegedly] gets pissed on by a Black dude, she becomes famous and the Black-fishing from her and her sisters hasn't stopped since. Even worse, they have ripped off a lot of Black designers as well..
'It’s no secret that they’ve adopted many styles that Black women have created and made them more palatable'
time.com
I swear the racists out there have mental gymnastics routines that could rival Simone Bile's actual Olympic routines, when it comes to admitting their racism. I mean they would rather dip into casual homophobia and misogynoir, than admit that they are racist AF.
It would be hilarious, if it wasn't so fucking sad.
Furthermore, why is being gay, or sexually active such a red flag to certain people?
I mean with the right-wing rumors about the Obamas being gay, and about Hunter Biden's penis, I am honestly starting to think that they are mad that they can't fuck these people. I mean, I have literally only seen right-wing personalities and pundits basically foaming at the mouth with respect to both the Obamas and Hunter Biden with respect to sex.
What gives?
Note: I did
NOT have sex with Barack Obama, while he is a very handsome man, he looks like my stepfather, and I do NOT have daddy issues.. nor an incest fetish.. lol