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Drunk Joke

Corleone

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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop-off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you are. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both

the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you are. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Get your drunk a** off the merry-go-round!
 
HAHA, I haven't heard that one before. Which is weird, cause i know almost every drunk joke.
 
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Heard it before but still
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