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Drunk man 'tried to have sex with an ambulance'

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Callum Ward, 25, was seen pressing himself against the emergency vehicle before simulating a sex act on the bonnet.



Official police logs show an officer who saw him stated: It looks as though he is attempting to make love to the front of the ambulance.



Ward was drunk and had taken cannabis and amphetamine and was in relatively high spirits before the incident in November in Barnstaple, Devon.



He was first spotted setting fire to a packet of peanuts inside a phone box before mounting the ambulance, Barnstaple Magistrates Court was told.



He was found guilty of being drunk and disorderly and in possession of Class B drugs.



He was sentenced to a community order with a supervision requirement for six months and ordered to pay £60.



Ward, of Barnstaple, told the court: I did start using drugs and drinking. I have seen the error of my ways with that.



In 2007, Robert Stewart, of Ayr, Scotland, was placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.



Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-man-tried-to-have-sex-with-an-ambulance.html





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Must've been a very attractive ambulance.
 
He's drunk, that's all you need to know. XD



On a side note, is that how toy cars are made?
 

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