Drunk Nate Silver

[Evil Eye]

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You may not have heard of Nate Silver. But the statistician, who crunches political polls for The New York Times, is having a moment.



Silver has received a flood of acclaim since his blog, FiveThirtyEight.com, correctly predicted who would win all 50 states in Tuesday's presidential election, even as pundits were saying the race was too close to call.

Source: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/11/08/tech/social-media/drunk-nate-silver/





The real question is, is he that good at predicting stuff, or does everything he say become true?

 

[Jazzy]

Were the lottery numbers he called out winning numbers?

 

[Evil Eye]

Were the lottery numbers he called out winning numbers?

Per the joke, yes.

The guy predicted the election results for all states (and got it right), these are the obligatory he's omniscient jokes.