Dumb Questions

[Jazzy]

Let's face it, we've all been asked some pretty dumb questions. Thought it might be fun to share the dumb questions and our replies to them.



I'll start with a few:



I'm standing in line at the grocery store in my Paramedic uniform.

Woman behind me: Are you a Paramedic?

My reply: No. I decided to dress up early this year for Halloween.



I'm getting into my truck in a parking lot.

Man asks: Is that your truck?

My reply: No. I want to buy one like it so I'm going to take this one for a test drive.



I'm buying dog food at the pet store.

Cashier: Do you have dogs?

My reply: No. Dog food makes for a nice quick meal.

 

[The Dragon Master]

When your stood at the bus stop, where only one bus comes

Someone else Has the bus came yet?

Me Yes, but I like sanding here for my own amusement...

 

[Jazzy]

Standing in line at the grocery store.

Woman behind me: Excuse me, are you in this line?

Me: No. I'm just standing here to make sure no one cuts in front of you.

 

[Flurry]

Standing in line at the grocery store.

Woman behind me: Excuse me, are you in this line?

Me: No. I'm just standing here to make sure no one cuts in front of you.

Lol, wow! Are you serious!?

 

[Jazzy]

@Sci: I'm dead serious in everything I've posted so far. Don't you have any to share?

 

[Flurry]

@Sci: I'm dead serious in everything I've posted so far. Don't you have any to share?

Oh wow, that's just messed up! And none I can think of at the moment. Not wanting to come off sounding like a jerk cause of it.

 

[Evil Eye]

I basically do something like this every day.



-I'm about to walk out the door-

My mum: Are you going?

Me: No, I'm staying here.

 

[Jazzy]

I'm in a store today. The name of the store: THE DOLLAR STORE

Woman: I can't find a price tag. Do you know how much this towel is?

Me: Let me see. Yep. It says $3.99

Woman: Isn't everything in here a dollar?

Me: *facepalm and walks away*



Phone rings in my office:

Man: Can I order a large cheese pie to go?

Me: Sir, you have the wrong number.

Man: How long before I can pick it up?

Me: Should be ready in 15 minutes.

 

[BeautifulAngel]

When your stood at the bus stop, where only one bus comes

Someone else Has the bus came yet?

Me Yes, but I like sanding here for my own amusement...

Hahaha I've said that so many times.. People don't seem to notice that if you're still at the bus stop it hasn't come yet..

 

[BeautifulAngel]

Me: -laying on the couch, both arms wrapped around my stomach- My mentrals are insanely painful!

My mom: Where does it hurt?

Me: My head?...



EDIT:



Me: Hey can I borrow your toothpaste?

Friend: What for?

Me: I want to wash my body with the toothpaste so smell fresh...

 

[Flurry]

Random Customer: Where's the bread at?

Another random customer: Where's the Milk at?

Another random customer: Is that electric cart good to go?

 

[Crusader]

There is no such thing as a dumb question, how is anyone going to know anything if they don't ask, even if it seems quite obvious to you, it might not be to them.

 

[BeautifulAngel]

There is no such thing as a dumb question, how is anyone going to know anything if they don't ask, even if it seems quite obvious to you, it might not be to them.

I used to think that as well, until I seen this video and then really payed attention to what people ask.



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