Dumbest gift ever?

[MrDawn]

What is the dumbest gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?

One of my relatives gave me a book that was about women's menstrual cramps for young women. I felt pretty insulted. I asked my wife, now ex, if she wanted it and she said nope, so I ended up pitching it in the trash. But before throwing it away I tried finding out who the giver was and no one came forward. When I got it, it didn't say who it was from. I honestly think it was my uncle playing a prank on me.

 

[Laifot]

A Winter Cap. (40°C in Christmas over here..) said thanks..

 

[Page]

Nose picker. It was years ago and they thought they get it for me to shave with it. Never did use it but for silly things like cutting things with it to pee off the person that gave it to me.

 

[Ravenfreak]

A lint roller from my Grandmother. She would complain that I had cat hair on my clothes when I would come over to her house. That's what happens when you own a cat. :V She's a narcissist, so I cut ties with her 10 years ago.

 

[Ash]

What is the dumbest gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?

One of my relatives gave me a book that was about women's menstrual cramps for young women. I felt pretty insulted. I asked my wife, now ex, if she wanted it and she said nope, so I ended up pitching it in the trash. But before throwing it away I tried finding out who the giver was and no one came forward. When I got it, it didn't say who it was from. I honestly think it was my uncle playing a prank on me.

Maybe they gave it to the wrong person? Did you at least check inside to make sure there wasn't any money inside ? ?

I'm trying hard to think but I don't think I've ever received a dumb gift. I've received some things that I would never use but they've never been "dumb".

 

[Shavkat]

This incident is not mine. I had a classmate in high school who gave a pair of underwear to our girl classmate before.