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Borrowed my brother's helmet/mask thing and decided to have a little fun.
 
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A photo of a few girls I came across at GAMEFest today haha
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If you look closely at my right arm you'll notice it is missing, my sleeve is there, but my arm is no where to be seen and I can assure you it is not Photoshoped.
 
Wow! Nice lookin' girls there! And just what happened to that arm? Get a little too frisky with one of em?
 
Dr Quack said:
Wow! Nice lookin' girls there! And just what happened to that arm? Get a little too frisky with one of em?



Not exactly
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Jazzy said:
Very nice picture Chris! Where did your arm go?
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Where you able to hook up with any of those girls?



Sadly not
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I'm not cut out to be able to date glamour models
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The arm is just going to be one of those unsolved mysteries cos it's definitely attached to me now. And the famous saying the camera never lies doesn't hold any truth here.
 
KaPOWitsCHRIS said:
Sadly not
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I'm not cut out to be able to date glamour models
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The arm is just going to be one of those unsolved mysteries cos it's definitely attached to me now. And the famous saying the camera never lies doesn't hold any truth here.

I thought you and the dark haired girl would make a very nice looking couple. You're a very handsome guy, Chris, so I don't know why you think you're not cut out to date one of those girls. Did you even TRY to hook up with any of them?



The missing arm sure is a weird thing. I'm glad you got your arm back!
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I lack the confidence! And I personally preferred the blonde standing next to me on my right, she was my favourite
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KaPOWitsCHRIS said:
I lack the confidence! And I personally preferred the blonde standing next to me on my right, she was my favourite
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They are all very pretty. You lack confidence? Come on now. Doesn't hurt to ask a girl for their number. What's the worst that can happen...they say no. You've got nothing to lose as they might surprise you and say yes! Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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Yeah, you are a pretty cool guy. And I doubt any one of em would have said no. Although that brunette seemed pretty happy next to ya o.0
 
Jazzy said:
They are all very pretty. You lack confidence? Come on now. Doesn't hurt to ask a girl for their number. What's the worst that can happen...they say no. You've got nothing to lose as they might surprise you and say yes! Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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I know, I know, but it's never that easy haha
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KaPOWitsCHRIS said:
I know, I know, but it's never that easy haha
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It's as easy as opening your mouth and speaking. How are you ever going to know the answer to the question if you don't ask the question????
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Jazzy said:
It's as easy as opening your mouth and speaking. How are you ever going to know the answer to the question if you don't ask the question????
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Yeah but I'm so socially awkward it's untrue!
 
KaPOWitsCHRIS said:
Yeah but I'm so socially awkward it's untrue!

You're a handsome guy and all you need is to get over it!
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Try it and I bet you wind up with a telephone number!!!
 
Ok, I'll be brave and add a couple of pics of me to this...



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^ this one was taken back in March, at a Children of Bodom / Amon Amarth / Ensiferum gig.



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^ this one was taken at Bloodstock 2011 (in August).
 

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