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antonio and lina were a couple. they had been married for a while, but their was one problem: they had never had sex. antonio always wanted too, but could not stand the smell when he got in to bed with lina
so, 1 afternoon, he suggests to lina that she go to the market to pick up one of those feminine sprays.
" they have all sorts," he says. " cherry, strawberry, vanilla, peach, you name it!".
lina agrees and off she goes to the market. antonio, meanwhile, excited at the prospect of sex, lights some candles and gets in to bed.
well he's just lying their when lina comes back all excited.
she says, you were right, antonio. they have everything their- strawberry, vanilla, peach,
antonio interupts her and asks, just tell me lina, what did you get?
lina jumps in to bed next to antonio and says, tunafish
so, 1 afternoon, he suggests to lina that she go to the market to pick up one of those feminine sprays.
" they have all sorts," he says. " cherry, strawberry, vanilla, peach, you name it!".
lina agrees and off she goes to the market. antonio, meanwhile, excited at the prospect of sex, lights some candles and gets in to bed.
well he's just lying their when lina comes back all excited.
she says, you were right, antonio. they have everything their- strawberry, vanilla, peach,
antonio interupts her and asks, just tell me lina, what did you get?
lina jumps in to bed next to antonio and says, tunafish
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