For stress relief...

[Rapunzel]

 

[Evil Eye]

That last sentence

 

[Durandal]

Can you write me a prescription?

 

[Rapunzel]

Can you write me a prescription?

Take 2, shout out the name of the tablet and kick the wall. Do this whenever you need to.

The box is already getting lost in the post on it's way to you.

 

[Durandal]

Take 2, shout out the name of the tablet and kick the wall. Do this whenever you need to.

The box is already getting lost in the post on it's way to you.

Kick the wall? Ah, well I'm screwed lol. I'm pretty good at shouting out the name, though!

 

[Rapunzel]

Kick the wall? Ah, well I'm screwed lol. I'm pretty good at shouting out the name, though!

No walls in your house then, huh? Living in a tent? Oh well, just kick the neighbours cat instead!

 

[Durandal]

No walls in your house then, huh? Living in a tent? Oh well, just kick the neighbours cat instead!

I have walls, but I lack any ability to kick.

 

[Rapunzel]

I have walls, but I lack any ability to kick.

Ok, so headbutt the wall and the neighbour's cat instead!

 

[Durandal]

Ok, so headbutt the wall and the neighbour's cat instead!

Well I've done the former quite a few times; the latter actually isn't possible because the cat died a gruesome death (fell out the window, and hit by a car...worst. timing. ever.)

 

[Rapunzel]

Poor old kitty!

Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it. Makes you wonder what the point of it all is.

Well, we're here to cheer you up. Get your neighbours here and we'll cheer them up too.

 

[Durandal]

Those neighbours actually don't quite have a mastery of the English language, and I, unfortunately have no mastery of the Russian language.



(I didn't think about this until you mentioned what you did in your post...I really seem to be a harbinger of pain, misery, and death...I guess I'm some re-embodiment of Arawn.)