Free board for walrus wannabe

[Jazzy]

A Brighton man is offering someone the chance to live in his house rent free - so long as they agree to dress up as a walrus.

An ad on Gumtree says the unnamed man has chosen to retire in Brighton after leading a "long and interesting life", some of it spent just off Alaska with a walrus called Gregory.

The seller goes on to say he wants someone to wear a walrus costume for two hours a day as he has never made another friend as good as Gregory, reports Metro.

He says he has constructed a "realistic walrus costume", which should fit "people of average proportions".

"Whilst in the costume you must be a walrus - there must be no speaking in a human voice, and any communication must entail making utterances in the voice of a walrus," the ad says.

The seller advises that recordings of what a walrus sounds like can be found online.

The successful applicant will be given a double room and run of the house - but will have to "catch and eat the fish and crabs that I will occasionally throw to you whilst you are being the walrus".

Naturally, the seller wishes to audition all applicants before agreeing to take on a chosen candidate.

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Sounds a little kinky to me!

Any takers?

 

[Evil Eye]

It seemed like a reasonably good deal (albeit a bit kinky, indeed) until I read the part about having to eat the fish/crab he throws at you. You're a walrus, you don't eat cooked food.

 

[Jazzy]

You're a walrus, you don't eat cooked food.

Doesn't say it's going to be cooked!