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Freestyle/Keystyle Shun!

Flurry

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Alrighty, the goal of this is to simply come up with a freestyle rap. Or a Keystyle since you'll be typing it up on your keyboard. I didn't know if this sort of thing would fit better here or in the Music area. And yes, I realize I spelled Son differently. But hey, it worked the last time I did this sort of a thread. Anywhos.. I think as to not offend anyone. Keep your lyrics clean. I'll go first as this kept rolling around in my head earlier today, and kept switching it up. And remember, this is all done in fun. So try not to take it too seriously.



I gots the cheese, it

brings a shiney breeze to

my life! I gots all the cheese

I need! Could say I got a bit

of greed, cause I never want

to give it up!



Not all that great I know, but hey. At least its a start right?
 
Sci just hit me on a visitor message

telling me about this thread

so let me bust it out an text it

I'm sick so every minute I'm taking meds



Got some motivation from this.
 
Lol, nice!



U.G.A is sick, he a

quick hitter. But he still

sick. Quick, someone get

him some good stuff.
 
Thank You!



here i go searching through my mother's medicine cabinet

not reading prescriptions just popping open tablets

sick on the lyrics an literally sick i got a fever

i'm broke YO! Where's my record deal like Justin Bieber
 
Lol, welcome.



I got more fiber then Bieber.

So weird, I even have a blue beard

that the folks like to point and laugh at.

Jokes on them as I take a bat to their

vehicles. Oh no, I'm gettin' sued! My words

don't always make much sense, but I assure

you I'm not all that dense.
 
Lmao! Nice one.



I'm from Los Angeles on lakers game we flip cars

an from the corner of my house we spit bars

Hollywood not to far so we make it into stars

produces beats from trash can lids or melodies on the guitars

my junior high teacher said i would be nothing when i grow up

so i dropped out of school, an i'm laugh in her face when i blow up!
 
Thanks!



When I get angry, I don't blow up.

I Hulk out. In bouts I show I'm

truly the strongest there is. In

my free time I toss cars and super

jump to Mars, fight in bars. Drink with

the best of them. Crushin' jems in

the palm of my hand. People everywhere

know to run when I'm in the area. I'm the Hulk!

Now get off my land!
 
I'm cold with flows, like living in a igloo

something similar to winter drifting the flu

so cali got hit with the whooping cough

rest peace to the babies that got wiped off (Moment of silence)

i know they in the heavens above with the creator of man kind

the earth falling apart quakes breaks the equator of flat line!
 
Land mines all around, and

more then that. Lies are

more in number. I swear

I'm not gettin' dumber. Limber

enough to be a Spider-Man. I don't

do flows to make some dough. Just

here to be here. A few cheers to

go with some drinks. Momma

always said I should be careful. Never

had a Hot Link either, but hey that's okay.
 
You never had an hot link?



Now we talking the war zone

multiple soldiers murder, but not cloned

we losing our numbers

fast food taking over, an moving the lumber

when we should be saving the rain forest



STUCK!!
 
Lol, not that I can remember.



U.G.A. say he stuck, well

I gotta duck out the way

cause an angry Buck is chargin'

down my way. Better get to

runnin'. Gunnin' down the miles

quickly. But as I look back, its

not enough as this Buck is still

truckin' at some impressive speeds. In

another time, I'd salutin' this Buck for defendin'

its turf. But at the moment I don't want to get

hurt. Or wind up face down in the dirt. I ask

you now.. where is an air lift when you need it!?

I got somethin' for little Mary Anne, but if I never

escape from this Buck. I may never get to give her

this gift that I made straight from the Heart!
 
Yo i took break from this,

coming with silly dumb spit

mic tight flows on grip

dude's hate on it an WHOAs!! on this.
 
He got this, while I

got Bupkis. 2 Days of

no work for a Rob who

sometimes don't like his job.

Still runnin' through some woods

from that angry Buck.
 
Sometime i get this pressure build up,

thought's hitting my mind my head filled up,

with this non sense an street garbage

duck shot's & buck shot's i dump heat cartridges

that was back in the day's when i was sixteen

No home to go to, an food to eat every night just another bad dream

i can say the Internet saved my life for me

opened up opportunities for me to achieve



Might of got to personal with my life.
 
Ah no worries. It happens.

I'm back, but I'm a bit cracked.

Sanity slippin' by almost daily. At

least I'm not racked with guilt. Somethin's

kinda smelly, makes me wonder what it is.

The telly tells me what the weather is. But I

know its not gonna tell me its rainin' sanity.
 
I'ma help bring this

thread back to life. So

no charge at all. Party

like a rock star with no strife.

So U.G.A. come on back down

so we can go to town on this thread!
 
I was out for a good minute,

slept a whole month an woke up the the world still spinning

life's a bitch an she got me,

difficult obstacle's she trying stop me

my heads in the heavens,

an my feet on the devil

demon's scope for no hope around seven,

i just spit to where i shine on another level!
 
The homie Urban is back!

And it seems like he's been reborn!

But with no Turban on his head! This

Cookie I got right now has quite the appeal!

Maybe I'll get a reporter to talk about it! A

reporter like April O'Neil!?
 
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