A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? asked the coach.
Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.
Wow, said the coach. I'm impressed. Can you run?
Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.
Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football?
The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.
Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.
Wow, said the coach. I'm impressed. Can you run?
Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.
Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football?
The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.
