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Funny Poems
- Thread starter Randy
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Here's one you posted here: http://offtopix.com/showthread.php?t=714
Mary had a little lamb
She tyed it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its ass
And turned it's wool to nylon
mean but funny
She tyed it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its ass
And turned it's wool to nylon
mean but funny
There was a young woman from Leeds
Who swollowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour, her nose was a flower
And her hair was a bundle of weeds.
Who swollowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour, her nose was a flower
And her hair was a bundle of weeds.
