Funny Quotes

[Corleone]

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It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.

---Ben Bergor



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There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and

---Brad Ramsey



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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen



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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

 

[Skillet]

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.



- Rami Belson

 

[Kaczynski]

14 and lonely? Buy a transformer! I hear they are great fun!! - Some guy on Yahoo! Answers.



Think once. Think twice. Think don't drive your car on the pavement. - Some guy on a television on the Young Ones.



Nothing like a nice relaxing stroll on the beach, blasting bad guys with my boomstick! - Gunnery Chief Ashley Madeline Williams. She's from a video game.

Yes I know, weird sources.