Grandad dies hours before prostitute romp

[Jazzy]

A grandfather choked to death on a steak hours before he was due to have sex for the first time in more than a decade with two prostitutes.

The Mirror reports that Johnny Orris had won US 'shock jock' Howard Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' competition, and was about to enjoy a romp at Nevada's famed Bunny Ranch legal brothel.

But tragedy struck when he the 86-year-old (bottom-right in pic) choked during a celebratory meal at a steak house hours before he was due to claim his 'prize'.

Mr Orris' grandson Ed said he had been "on cloud nine" at the time, and had already picked out two girls, Vanity and Caressa Kisses.

Owner Dennis Hof said Mr Orris wanted to have a steak "before the big game".

"Johnny said he was prepping for the "Super Bowl of Sex" and he never got there," Hof told New York's Daily News.

Ed Orris told TMZ he used the free coupon himself, although he didn't have sex with Caressa or Vanity because "that would have been weird."

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Poor Grandad. At his age, I have to wonder if he didn't choke on the steak, if the sex wouldn't have done him in.