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Harmless but annoying curse

Nebulous

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If you could put a non lethal, non painful curse on someone to annoy them forever, what would it be?
 
The curse of a permanent itchy butthole.
 
They always get in the slowest checkout lane, stuck behind a coupon lady paying with a check.
 
Nebulous said:
They always get in the slowest checkout lane, stuck behind a coupon lady paying with a check.
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Couldn't they just switch checkout lanes?
 
Very loud, constant tinnitus.
 
Jazzy said:
Nebulous said:
They always get in the slowest checkout lane, stuck behind a coupon lady paying with a check.
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Couldn't they just switch checkout lanes?
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The curse would follow them. :P
 

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