Harmless but annoying curse

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

If you could put a non lethal, non painful curse on someone to annoy them forever, what would it be?

 

[Jazzy]

The curse of a permanent itchy butthole.

 

[+paradox]

The curse of a permanent itchy butthole.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

They always get in the slowest checkout lane, stuck behind a coupon lady paying with a check.

 

[Jazzy]

They always get in the slowest checkout lane, stuck behind a coupon lady paying with a check.

Couldn't they just switch checkout lanes?

 

[DrLeftover]

"May you live in Interesting Times"
- Old Jewish Curse

 

[Kirito]

Very loud, constant tinnitus.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

They always get in the slowest checkout lane, stuck behind a coupon lady paying with a check.

Couldn't they just switch checkout lanes?

The curse would follow them.