Helicopter ride.

[Rapunzel]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the local air show every year, and every year Morris would say, Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.



Esther always replied, I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is £50 quid........And £50 quid is £50 quid.



One year when Esther and Morris went to the air show, Morris said, Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.



Esther replied, Morris you know that helicopter ride is £50 quid. And £50 quid is £50 quid.



The pilot overheard the couple and said, Folks I'll make you a deal.



I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you!

But if you say one word, it's £50 quid.



Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.



The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.



He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed! Morris replied, Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know..........





£50 quid is £50 quid.......!

 

[Evil Eye]

 

[The Dragon Master]

XD Sounds like my Grandma and Granda XD