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Honeymoon

Rapunzel

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Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon. So they go back to Fred's parents' home for their first night together.



In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She says, No.



And Johnny asks, Do you know what I think?



His Mom replies, I don't want to hear what you think. Just go to school.



Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, Are Fred and Mary up yet?



She says, No, they're not.



Johnny says, Do you know what I think?



His Mom replies, I don't care what you think. Eat your lunch and go to school.



After school, Johnny comes home and asks his Mom, Are Fred and Mary up yet?



His Mom says, No, they are not up.



He asks, Do you know what I think?



His Mom, finally exasperated, says, Okay, tell me what you think.



He says, Last night Fred came to my room for some Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.



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