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How long would you survive in the wild?

Same answer as @DrLeftover and @Smiley:
You would survive for
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18 years in the wilderness!
Here´s a real life Tarzan! While you might find it difficult at first to live without friends, a smartphone or your favorite food, you could quickly adapt to life that´s completely in sync with nature. And you´re not alone after all: monkeys are funnier than you might think! Yiihaaa!
 
Great. I could be Tarzan, you could be Jane, and we could domesticate one of the monkeys and call him (or her) Cheetah. ;)
 
Great. I could be Tarzan, you could be Jane, and we could domesticate one of the monkeys and call him (or her) Cheetah. ;)

Are you insinuating that DrLeftover is a monkey? :lol:
 
@Smiley: You might be on the right track. I mean, look at his avatar...he knows how to use a typewriter! :lol:
 
Indeed. Now, if we could only teach him how to cook & clean too. :P



How long exactly? Post the actual test result. :)
I didn't bother to take it.

If I'm alone then I'd be stuck wherever I end up and then bite it from thirst or hunger!
 
Don't worry. Me and Jazzy would take care of you. You could help us out by spanking the monkey when he misbehaves. ;)

And yes, I'm perfectly familiar with the meaning of the phrase "spank the monkey". :lol:
 
Don't worry. Me and Jazzy would take care of you. You could help us out by spanking the monkey when he misbehaves. ;)

And yes, I'm perfectly familiar with the meaning of the phrase "spank the monkey". :lol:
ha! Thanks!
 
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