How to repel girls

[James]

How to be girl repellent(or how to never get a girlfriend)

1) Learn how to be both a nice guy and jerk and pull it off convincingly. Make part of yourself and adapt in each situation

2) Stalk them and creep them out*

3) Make offensive, stereotypical jokes about their apperance or personality

4) Be an annoyance

5) Don't ever listen to her and talk about yourself constantly. Never let her talk.

6) Be a male yandere(search it up)*

7) If she's interested in you, direct to the nearest jock or guy better than you

8) Become a recluse. The chances of a girl showing up at your door are 0.0000000000000......%. Real life is different from anime.

9) Run away from them

10) Talk about things no one else cares about but you

11) Write creepy erotic fan-fiction about you and her*

12) Like things she dislikes

13) Murders everyone she knows*

14) Perform criminal acts*

*This is intended as a joke and should not be done.
(Results may vary, running away and becoming a recluse are the best options.)

This is a short guide written by a grenade launcher-carrying pig

A rather good joke.

 

[DrLeftover]

What I found the best way to get girls to leave you alone was to be a young single hetro guy who DOES NOT have a "gold" credit card.

 

[James]

That's another way. Girls don't want someone who doesn't have money.

 

[DrLeftover]

That's another way. Girls don't want someone who doesn't have money.

Well, it's not as bad when they are still 'girls' as it is when they become 'women'.

Horace Tabor: Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.

Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it.

Paint Your Wagon -film version, 1969