I didn't know you were religious

[emily]

1 day a guy goes to a farmasist to buy some comdoms. he buys them, and that evening goes to his girlfriends house for the night.

during the dinner, the father says, okay, before we eat, let's pray

so everyone round the table prays. after the prayer, our guy is sstill praying and has his eyes closed. the girlfriend leans over and whispers wow, I didn't know you were so religious. we all stopped praying ages ago.

the guy looks at her and wispers back, I had no idea your dad was afarmasist

 

[Nebulous]

Nice one!