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If you worked at the zoo...

If you worked at the zoo, what animal would you want to oversee?
The tigers section.

angry tiger GIF by BBC America
 
I already work at the human equivalent of a zoo. Locking those "animals" in cages would make my job much easier, since I oversee and maintain their IT systems. Computers are easy to work with. Humans are not.
 
No smartass,place them where they belong...
Oh yeah? You’re going to transport each animal to the parts of the world where their natural habitat is? How you going to move the elephants and killer whales yourself? :p
 
Drive them in the clown car. Those things are bigger on the inside anyway.

Wait. Bigger on the inside. TARDIS is bigger on the inside. Oh my god... Clowns are Time Lords! :p
 
I already work at the human equivalent of a zoo. Locking those "animals" in cages would make my job much easier, since I oversee and maintain their IT systems. Computers are easy to work with. Humans are not.
You mean you work with both Naiwen and Nycole?

Phone Call Television GIF by Anne Rice's Immortal Universe
 
I disapprove of zoos because of my animal rights stance but for the purpose of this conversation, the meerkats.
 
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