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If you wrote a book..
- Thread starter Corleone
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The life experience of a Paramedic. I have responded to some of the funniest emergency calls you can ever imagine. People dial the 911 emergency number when it's not an emergency but we still have to respond. One example would be a wife who called 911 saying her husband needed help. When we arrived, the husband was buck naked standing on the lawn. When I asked him why he was naked, he said: Because my wife says I have a small penis and I want everyone to see I don't. My reply: I agree with your wife now go put some damn pants on!
Jazzy said:
.... .... ... Call Letterman. She's Ready!
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