IG Report: DEA Agents Partied In Colombia With Cartel-Supplied Hookers

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....there's a hookers-and-blow joke here, but damn if I see it:

(Ace Of Spades) It gets worse.

Agents of the Drug Enforcement Administration reportedly had "sex parties" with prostitutes hired by drug cartels in Colombia, according to a new inspector general report released by the Justice Department on Thursday. In addition, Colombian police officers allegedly provided "protection for the DEA agents' weapons and property during the parties," the report states. Ten DEA agents later admitted attending the parties, and some of the agents received suspensions of two to 10 days. (Politico)

This probe was apparently originally instituted to investigate sexual harassment allegations at a bunch of agencies. These prostitutes' services were straight-up bribes.

In government, if you have sex with the hookers hired by the criminals you're supposed to be watching, apparently some of you get a severe punishment of... a 2 to 10 day suspension.

....ain't government work grand?