"I've messed with the wrong person"

[Jazzy]

What's your best "I've messed with the wrong person" moment?

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I don't have one.

 

[Dee]

The guy who was tailgating me on my way down from Mt. Hood. He was very, very close to my car, so I brake checked him once and then got over to pass this car in front of us. Then I decided to level out my car with the car I was trying to pass, and the guy got very pissed off. He started following me all the way to Gresham. He even--after I pulled over--got out of his truck and started banging on my window. I sped off, he got into his car, and followed me into the city. I had to lose him myself and managed to by luck, but that could've turned out a lot worse than it did. That was probably over ten years ago, though.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

The guy who was tailgating me on my way down from Mt. Hood.  He was very, very close to my car, so I brake checked him once and then got over to pass this car in front of us.  Then I decided to level out my car with the car I was trying to pass, and the guy got very pissed off.  He started following me all the way to Gresham.  He even--after I pulled over--got out of his truck and started banging on my window.  I sped off, he got into his car, and followed me into the city.  I had to lose him myself and managed to by luck, but that could've turned out a lot worse than it did.  That was probably over ten years ago, though.

Yikes!!!  As if you would be like, "let me roll down my window so you can verbally abuse me (or worse)" glad you lost him!

 

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

The closest thing I have to that is one day I was in my work van made a wrong right turn one neighborhood to short. U-turned and pulled out in front of a car to soon but gunned it to make the next right. The guy was laying on his horn giving me all kinds of hand gestures and I tried wave out my window a I am sorry gesture with my hand. He gets even madder and begins following me in the neighborhood flashing lights and still honking at me. So I think okay I have a crazy man behind me. I pull out my gun put it on the seat next to me and then keep circling the neighborhood instead of going the home I have work at. After two circles I had enough drop the pedal on the van speed off take the next corner pull into the driveway of the home I will be working at immediately grab the gun open the car and walk straight towards the car with the gun pointed down at my side. He gets a look at the gun squeals the tires and drives off to never be seen again.

 

[Jazzy]

I messed with a married man. Here's the story:

I was dating a married man and did not know he was married. There were no warning signs. We were dating for two months when I got a phone call. The woman identified herself as his wife. I was mortified. She told me she suspected he was cheating on her several times but could never prove it. He would, of course, deny it every time she questioned him.

I asked her if she could come to my house and I would set a trap for him. She agreed to come over. I called him and asked if he wanted to have dinner at my place. He said yes and I told him dinner would be ready at 5pm. His wife arrived at 4:00pm and we both waited. Well, you should have seen the look on his face when his wife greeted him at the door. It was simply priceless! Busted!!!

 

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

I messed with a married man. Here's the story:

I was dating a married man and did not know he was married. There were no warning signs. We were dating for two months when I got a phone call. The woman identified herself as his wife. I was mortified. She told me she suspected he was cheating on her several times but could never prove it. He would, of course, deny it every time she questioned him.

I asked her if she could come to my house and I would set a trap for him. She agreed to come over. I called him and asked if he wanted to have dinner at my place. He said yes and I told him dinner would be ready at 5pm. His wife arrived at 4:00pm and we both waited. Well, you should have seen the look on his face when his wife greeted him at the door. It was simply priceless! Busted!!!

And you two lived happily ever after. How did she find you and got your phone number also. Was she secretly following the husband?

 

[Enter Username Here]

Well not romantically,

But I owed this guy 460 dollars back a few years ago, he gave me an option. To pay it back or get knocked out. So I arranged a time to meet him and I stood there and let him knock me out.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Well not romantically,

But I owed this guy 460 dollars back a few years ago, he gave me an option. To pay it back or get knocked out. So I arranged a time to meet him and I stood there and let him knock me out.

How lovely.