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Japanese Scientists Create Meat From Poop

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Anyone up for some poop burgers?



Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.



He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.



And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.



Why would he even think of it, you might ask.



Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.



Prof Ikeda found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an exploder and artificial steak comes out the other end.



According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.



It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.



Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef, Digital Trends reports.



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g&feature=player_embedded[/media]



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/#ixzz1Uk9HeW3i
 
DrLeftover said:
This isn't news.



I know a public high school cafeteria that's been doing this since the seventies.



But they didn't taste like meat, let alone beef.

Okay..now I really want to
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How on earth did this get FDA approval? Do they let the students and faculity know what they're eating?
 
I'm so glad I don't eat meat, no worries about what I

may be eating in a restaurant etc !
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Jazzy said:
@DrLeftover: Glad it was only a joke.





My comment was.



Eating hamburgers that tasted more like partially burnt toast than something that was made from any sort of critter wasn't.



From reading the article, if even half the reviews were even half true, they'd be a step up.



At least that way when you said this lunch is crap.... the school's food service director couldn't deny it.





Besides, the next step is Soylent Green

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/
 

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