Knock Knock Jokes

[Ash]

Knock knock jokes are the worst! So share your favourite knock knock jokes here so we can hate you for making us read them

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

 

[Duskpire]

 

[Ash]

Wish we could use multiple reactions. That one deserves a laughing face and the shitty one lol.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

 

[Duskpire]

Wish we could use multiple reactions. That one deserves a laughing face and the shitty one lol.

lol here's another one.

 

[Ashlynn S]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but do you have any peanuts?

 

[Ashlynn S]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Mikey isn't working, open the door please.

 

[Jazzy]

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.

 

[Duskpire]

 

[Jazzy]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!