last selfie?

[Randy]

What is the last thing you take took a selfie with?

 

[Nebulous]

Not a thing, but a person. My daughter.

 

[Smiley]

In Soviet Russia, selfie takes YOU with a hammer and sickle!

 

[Nebulous]

In Soviet Russia, selfie takes YOU with a hammer and sickle!

Let me guess, you’ve never taken a selfie?

 

[Smiley]

 

[Nebulous]

Noticing a pattern.

 

[Smiley]

Yeah, I've always been rather unorthodox and never prone to following trends.

 

[Nebulous]

Yeah, I've always been rather unorthodox and never prone to following trends.

That’s cool. That’s what makes you unique.

 

[Smiley]

If I were Sean Connery, I would be myshelf.

 

[Nebulous]

If I were Sean Connery, I would be myshelf.

You’d be dead, because he is. RIP

 

[Smiley]

I envy him. He solved all of his problems that have been forcefully thrusted upon him by delivering him into this world of pain and suffering without his prior consent. Humans are such cruel creatures. *sigh*

 

[Nebulous]

I envy him. He solved all of his problems that have been forcefully thrusted upon him by delivering him into this world of pain and suffering without his prior consent. Humans are such cruel creatures. *sigh*

Being alive isn't that bad. If it was you wouldn't be alive and here posting with us.

 

[Smiley]

Being alive isn't bad per se. It's the other humans who make life a living hell and make me wish my parents never met, or at least used protection.

 

[Nebulous]

Being alive isn't bad per se. It's the other humans who make life a living hell and make me wish my parents never met, or at least used protection.

Other humans can be awesome. I have two amazing ones living with me right now.

 

[Smiley]

My 30-year old neighbor committed suicide 3 years ago. Everything prior to that and everything left behind suggested he couldn't take it anymore, that humans, specifically his family, were too much for him to handle, so he opted to remove himself from this world.

I envy him.

 

[Nebulous]

My 30-year old neighbor committed suicide 3 years ago. Everything prior to that and everything left behind suggested he couldn't take it anymore, that humans, specifically his family, were too much for him to handle, so he opted to remove himself from this world.

I envy him.

 

[Smiley]

Does Debbie know you're posting her picture on teh interwebz?

 

[Nebulous]

Does Debbie know you're posting her picture on teh interwebz?

Thats you!

 

[Smiley]

I am? I got a free gender change? Cool. I'm not too fond of the name Debbie, though.