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Look to your right!

Jazzy

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Look to your right, the first item you see was just thrown at you:

1: The item has been thrown with a great amount of force.
2: The item hits you straight in the forehead, right between the eyes.
3: You cannot defend yourself, it must hit you.

Do you survive or does it kill you? (Please state what the item was in your reply)
 
I'm at our dining room table, so....

A half empty tin of cashews.

Fortunately, that is between me and the Second Item to the Right.....

An empty six quart slow cooker with ceramic insert and glass lid. Even empty, it is still quite heavy and would cause major unpleasantness for whoever threw it if it didn't render me incapable of violent response.

The cashew can would probably just pop open and make a mess.
 
I'm dead! :(

Just got hit between the eyes with a portable fan.
 
Jazzy said:
Look to your right, the first item you see was just thrown at you:

1: The item has been thrown with a great amount of force.
2: The item hits you straight in the forehead, right between the eyes.
3: You cannot defend yourself, it must hit you.

Do you survive or does it kill you? (Please state what the item was in your reply)

Well, there's a large standing lamp to my right, but I'm not so sure how it'd affect me if it hit me in between the eyes. I'd say serious, serious damage and or death due to brain damage/swelling/cranial injury. xD
 
An Alabama 2011 National Championship sign is on my wall and it randomly decides to attack me.... definitely survive :P It's plastic :D
 
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