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Man dials 999 after getting loo roll holder stuck up bum

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A man was forced to ring 999 after getting a toilet roll holder stuck up his bottom in Newport, South Wales.

He was reportedly unable to move and called the emergency services from his mobile phone, reports the Mirror.

Firemen came to the rescue when they removed the toilet roll holder before the unidentified man required medical treatment from paramedics.

The man was apparently offered "suitable advice" by firemen to avoid getting into a similar situation again.

The Fire Brigades Union in Wales is quoted as saying: "We do have to deal with wacky things.

"Sometimes someone will tell you a story and you just think: 'I can't top that'.

"To be honest, if I managed to get myself into one of these sorts of scrapes, the last thing I would want would be a whole crew of firefighters coming to see me!"

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Wonder if the "suitable advice" offered by firemen was a butt plug! :lol:
 
Glad that wasn't a call I had to respond to.
 
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